sorta, kinda puddles roast~

puddles duddles rainwaters--what can i say? when i think of hers--my eyes light up and i get a big smiles! she is everything i wants in a girl. she is witty, smarts, nudist, has little nugget feets, big butt, likes beer, looks like a sausage, gots big flippity flops ears and the smiles of a little demon. i know i can counts on her to back me up at a bar fight and  she isn't afraids to get dirty. i know furends have told me to stay aways, thinks about it and really see who hers is. well, i has and i gotta say that i is on this fluffy cloud 9.
someday hers will notice me....
happy birfday hurricane puddles piddles diddles duddles rainwater aka puddie poo from (the most handsome, manliest, smelliest, slobberiest dude) sid, coco and luna!!


Amy & the house of cats said...

Wow what a tribute - not a roast exactly but awesome just the same! And Sid, with the way you seem to feel about Puddles, well, we can see why you didn't really do a roast of her but more of a tribute - you really did a great job!

Maggie Mae and Max said...

A most wonderful tribute to your gal Puddles! She is soooo lucky to haves you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Sid!!

Fury Nice of yous!! Super Sweets!!
She's going furgets alls 'bout Gump!!
(bahahee snorts)

Yous did fantastic post!!!

Big hugs!!
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Great job!

3 doxies said...

Awwwwe Sid Vicious, yous know how to makes a girls heart go pitter patter. And afters all I am and all I have done...you still likes me. Gosh, what evers did I do to deserve your affection.
Maybes we coulds go to da wedding togethers?
Dis was faulous Sid. I loves it and dat pikture is faulous too.


Two Pitties in the City said...

That was too nice...I don't think there was any roasting involved. Puddles is quite lucky.

Remington said...

WOWZERS! I didn't know you liked her THAT much! I think she is pretty cute too!

Zona said...

What a pawsome post! I bet you had her at "smelliest!" BOL!


mayziegal said...

OMD! OMD! OMD! I'm just dyin' here of all the mushy romance-ness! SQUEE! Puddles & Sid, sittin' in a tree, eatin' the squirrels and drinkin' a beer. Or, well, something like that.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. My favoritest part was how she's a nudist and could back you up in a bar fight.

Two French Bulldogs said...

you win..your ears are bigger than ours
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

Sweet post for Puddles!
Happy Birthday to her!
And... oh-oh... she does have big ears!
Kisses and hugs

The Daily Pip said...

Sid - I am rooting for you and Puddles! But you should know that there are a couple of other guys chasing Puddles - some dog named Gump from NYC and Alien from Hawaii. I just don't want you to get your heartbroken, buddy!

Your pal, Pip

sprinkles said...

Very sweet tribute, Sid! I can tell you're a little sweet on Miss Puddles.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

S I D Buddy are you SURE about this??? I mean you are right.. She is a nudist and that one could do MORE than back you up in a bar fight... heck she could... well, I'm thinkin' you have given this a lot of thought and you seem to know what you want. I HOPE SO, SINCE I BELIEVE S H E JUST ASKED Y O U FOR A DATE. ok.. NOW ARE YOU GOIN' TA ACCEPT.. OR NOT!! Inquiring minds WANT to know!!

Rebecca said...

Someone is in Puppy Love!
Daisy Mae

Teddy Bear said...

That was so very sweet.:)

Teddy Bear

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Don't know, Sid. The question is, whether to hang in there, or look for love somewhere else.

Nice tribute to Puddles.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Sketching with Dogs said...

Aww, there is nothing like true love!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

the booker man said...

dude, sid, you've got the lovins for miss puddles WAY BAD. if miss puddles is any kind of smart, she will totally be your girlfriend!! watch out, though. i hear she's a big fan of dutch ovens. BOL.
the booker man

Gringo said...

Wow! Scary!